Yes, I know, this is a year old... but funny nonetheless.
Here is this year's list... "10 More Things To Look Forward To This College Football Season".
"According to 1980's movies, you should be reading this article from a goddam space pod hovering above your other space pod in front of your robotic dog while your robotic maid reaches in your lap and rubs one out into a robotic hand towel... Instead, you have an iPhone. Yabba dabba do."