Husky Jokes

Here are two Husky jokes from Ryan W. and Jeff W. from last few year. If you have a good one, let me know and I'll post it.

The Washington Family

A family of UW football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their back to school shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Oregon jersey and says to his older sister, “I’ve decided to become a Duck fan and I would like to wear this to school”...

The sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him on the head and says, “Go talk to mother"…

Off goes the little lad with the Duck jersey in hand and finds his mother… “Mom?”

“Yes son?”

“I’ve decided to become a Duck fan and I would like to buy this jersey.”

Mom promptly whacks him on the head and says, “Go talk to your father!”

Off he goes with the jersey in hand to find his father… “Dad?”

“Yes son?”

"I’ve decided I’m going to be an Oregon fan and I would like to buy this jersey.”

The father is outraged and whacks his son on the head and says, “No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT CRAP!”

About an hour later they’re all back in the car heading home… The father turns to his son and says, “Son, I hope you learned something today.”

The son says, “Yes, Dad, I did."…

“Good son, what did you learn?”

To which the son replies, “I’ve only been an Oregon fan for an hour and I already hate you Husky bastards.”

Michael Jackson and Washington?

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and the UW Program?
A: One lures kids into a fantasy world and uses them, is willing to pay millions to stay out of court, and has faded greatly over the years. The other is a musician.